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    Ever Save A Baby Fox That Has A Jar Stuck On Its Head?

    by Dewan Gibson May 27, 2022
    written by Dewan Gibson
    baby fox with jar stuck on its head

    I opened the blinds this morning and saw what I thought was a faceless dog. I ran outside in my sexiest morning outfit and realized the animal was a fox with its head stuck in a plastic jar. I couldn’t pull off the jar, so I asked the construction guy next door for help. The two of us, perhaps from two different Americas, came together and freed the pup.

    This is actually my second animal save. The first was when I manically swung a broom at a coyote trying to eat my neighbor’s cat. I’m far too humble to call myself a hero, but please say it for me.

    Man, this experience has really made me feel at peace with nature.

    -Dewan Gibson

    May 27, 2022
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  • My Parents Are In A Commercial About Weddings At McDonald’s

    by Dewan Gibson May 8, 2022
    by Dewan Gibson May 8, 2022

    A couple-few years ago, I wrote a blog post about my parents’ wedding at McDonald’s. The story went viral and McDonald’s contacted us about being part of a print ad,…

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  • Our Move From California to Ohio: A Five Year Check-In

    by Dewan Gibson February 12, 2022
    by Dewan Gibson February 12, 2022

    In 2017, I moved my family from San Diego, California to Pickerington, Ohio, a ho-hum city outside of Columbus where deer will eat your shrubs and shit in your yard.…

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  • A Good Ol’ Winter Road Trip To Carolina Beach

    by Dewan Gibson January 13, 2022
    by Dewan Gibson January 13, 2022

    We started the 10-hour drive to Carolina Beach late Christmas morning, a couple of hours after the boys opened their latest brain-draining device. Unlike our other winter trips, this wasn’t…

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  • Help! My Runts Are Already Asking About ‘The Birds And The Bees’

    by Dewan Gibson June 26, 2021
    by Dewan Gibson June 26, 2021

    My 7-year-old, all grin but no front teeth, had an important question. “Mama, did you do sex?”  Where’d that come from? Well, we “did” sex often and our little ones…

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  • Got A Vaccine And A $50 Flight to Miami…Can’t Tell Me Nothin!

    by Dewan Gibson April 19, 2021
    by Dewan Gibson April 19, 2021

    I said months ago “Give me all the vaccines!” Either God reads this blog (very few humans do), or I spoke it into existence, but I’ve since received two Moderna…

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  • Sledding Is Family Fun, Much More So If The Kids Crash While You Get To Relax

    by Dewan Gibson January 2, 2021
    by Dewan Gibson January 2, 2021

    Here’s video from our recent sledding trip to Simsbury Park Disk Golf Course in good ol’ Pickerington, Ohio. Well, “trip” is too strong a word since it’s just down the…

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  • ‘Rona Scares And Hella Fiber, Maintaining Through The Final/Worst Stage Of The Pandemic

    by Dewan Gibson December 7, 2020
    by Dewan Gibson December 7, 2020

    My thoughts on the three coronavirus vaccines that have proven effective? Give me all the drugs. Deaths and hospitalizations due to covid are at record highs. I haven’t breathed on my…

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  • Exploring Fall Foliage In Ann Arbor, Michigan

    by Dewan Gibson November 2, 2020
    by Dewan Gibson November 2, 2020

    One of the great American traditions is road tripping during a pandemic to view fall foliage and consume legal marijuana. We did just that with a recent 24-hour stay in…

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  • Working From Home, Three Kids In Virtual School…And Kind Of Liking It

    by Dewan Gibson October 13, 2020
    by Dewan Gibson October 13, 2020

    How’s it been working from home with three kids in virtual school? My first grader refused to do any work because he “knows everything.” He knows a lot about beyblades…I’ll…

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  • A Few Thoughts On Kamala Harris Getting A New Job And Y’all Acting A Damn Fool

    by Dewan Gibson August 13, 2020
    by Dewan Gibson August 13, 2020

    Kamala Harris for vice president was the biggest thing to hit the internet since the WAP video, though far less enjoyable. (“Wet and gush, make that pull-out game WEAK!” Yes,…

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Airbnb is wild. Spend $300 a night and hosts give you Pert 2-in-1 shampoo/conditioner. Not even Pert Plus.

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Jimmy Butler better wrap his knees like Jake Shuttlesworth and play these last three minutes.

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Cancelling student debt puts money right back in the economy. Starter homes and Kia Tellurides galore. #WinWin

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