I could understand giving a good ol' fashioned shanking if your partner were to double dip, but if his hands are just faster and he's getting two dips of salsa to your one, you pretty much just have to fall back and take the loss. From Cleveland.com:
Phyllis D. Jefferson, 50, is charged with felonious assault, a second-degree felony, and a misdemeanor count of criminal damaging. She is scheduled for an appearance Monday in Akron Municipal Court.
Jefferson complained about 5:30 p.m. to her 61-year-old boyfriend that he was eating all of their salsa, police reports say.
She yelled and jammed a pen into the left side of the man's pelvis. She then knocked over his TV. The man jumped up and caught the TV before it hit the ground, police reports say. While the man was catching the TV, Jefferson grabbed a small kitchen knife and stabbed the man in the left side of his stomach, according to police. Jefferson drove away, but police eventually caught up with her on Interstate 77 near U.S 224.