Walmart Must Hate Freedom Because They’re No Longer Selling Assault Weapons

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This is just too much common sense for America. Look for Walmart to restock the military grade weapons once the NRA somehow morphs this into "Obama's taking our guns and giving them to ISIS" From BBC:

US retailer Walmart has announced it will stop selling certain military-grade guns due to low sales. That includes AR-15 rifles and other semiautomatic weapons, which were only being sold at a third of the 4,600 Walmart stores in the US.

A company spokesman said the decision to stop selling the guns "wasn't political." Walmart shops carrying the guns will remove them before the store starts selling autumn merchandise.

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Fareals: Starkist Ordered To Pay $25 To Anyone Who Has Eaten Its Tuna

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If you're like me and have gone through tough financial times, where you had no money for necessities like liquor or Jordans, let alone food, you have probably eaten Starfish tuna. Well, it turns out they were shorting you the whole time by packing the cans with far less tuna and far more water than the government mandates. Now, thanks to a class action lawsuit, anyone who bought Starfish tuna from February 19, 2009 to October 31, 2014 is entitled to: 1) $25 in cash; or 2) a shitload ($50 worth) of tuna. File your claim at TunaLawsuit.com. (Cleveland.com)

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Man Brings $20,000 Cash To Buy Car From Craigslist, Does Not Return With Car Or Money

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It's a sad day when the safest deals available on Craigslist are found in the Casual Encounters section. From Fox Memphis:

(A woman in the Charger) comes and picks me up from the airport,” Bataineh said. “I get in the car to test drive it, and then I asked her how do I get back to the airport so we can finish the deal over there.” After the test drive, Bataineh said the woman told him to drive to down Airways and stop at a business parking lot. Things then took a turn for the worst.

“I pulled into the salon, and two gentlemen run up on me with a pistol told me to get out of the car,” Bataineh said. “(They) put me in the passenger seat, sat behind me and had the gun to my head the whole time.” The men then demanded the $20,000 he brought to buy the car. “They took $20,000 cash, took my cell phone, my car keys and then even took an auxiliary cord and my car charger.”

FOX13 News, WHBQ FOX 13

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Today’s Michael Vick Protest Attracted Far Fewer People Than His Dog ‘Exhibitions’

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Michael Vick spent 548 days in prison for financing a dog fighting operation, which is only 548 more days than a policeman spends in prison for killing an unarmed black man. Upon release, various people who lip kiss their dogs protested his every move, pressuring teams to forgo signing one of the most exciting quarterbacks in NFL history (not to mention the first to wear 360 waves). God forbid that a felon reduce his likely of recidivism by finding a job.

Vick persisted and has since played fairly good football, and made a few million dollars, not including the deal he signed to pitch the Wavemasterz, a hair brush that will lay your shit out like no other. Now it appears the Vick hate has finally died. Swag-deficient activists could only manage to get four people out to protest his new contract with the Pittsburgh Steelers. Today was also National Dog Day.

-Dewan Gibson

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70-Year-Old Pole Dancer Might Be The Second Hottest Senior Citizen Behind Judge Judy

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I sense a sequel to The Players Club coming soon, which would have been a great film had the lack of a possessive apostrophe in the title not distracted from all of the ass shaking. From the Shanghaiist:

While many elderly women in China spend their free time joining in public square-dancing sessions or accompanying their husbands on backwards walks through the park, this 70-year-old woman in Chengdu, Sichuan province practices pole dancing in very own bedroom.

The woman, called Dai Dali, first learned to pole dance at a gym four years ago and is now able to pull of moves that most people half her age couldn't accomplish. Dai had participated in a number of competitions and was even named winner of the Fifth China Pole Dance Championship.

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Old Dominion Students In Trouble For Offering ‘Fun’ To Female Freshmen (And Mom, Too)

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College students are so ignorant these days. Don't these idiots know that there should be a comma before "too"? From Fox News:

The president of a Virginia college is “outraged” and has pledged action after several vulgar signs directed at incoming female students -- and their mothers -- were draped from the ledges of nearby off-campus houses.

“I said at my State of the University address that there is zero tolerance on this campus for sexual assault and sexual harassment,” Old Dominion University President John R. Broderick wrote in a Facebook post. “This incident will be reviewed immediately by those on campus empowered to do so. Any student found to have violated the code of conduct will be subject to disciplinary action.”

-Dewan Gibson

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