I spotted this ad on Craigslist while searching for the increasingly necessary but always evil job outside of home. Apparently, a former USC and NFL running back is returning to San Diego and wants to hookup with chicks via a well-written, sort of wink-wink Craigslist ad: "I'm looking for a chill/fun woman to party with all day and/or all night. Drinks, lunch, dinner, lounge, club...whatever."
My first thought "that damn Reggie Bush!" But there's no way. I've lived in San Diego since he was at USC and when I was dating, like, every third girl I'd meet had had sex with him. Plus, you don't go from Kim Kardashian to Craigslist.
Then I figured it might be Lendale White. He played at USC, is close to 30 or so, and spent about five years in the NFL. So I replied to the ad with the following: "Lendale? Is this you, man? You posted under the wrong section of Craigslist (customer service), when you should be under Casual Encounters or something. Best of luck, though. If all else fails go to Tijuana!" No response.
After sending the reply, I did a bit of research on Pro Football Reference. Based on a list of former USC running backs who played in the NFL and are over 30, the ladies' man could also be Chad Morton. But he's 37 and played seven years in the NFL, not five. And he was more of a kick returner than a running back, though running back was his official position...
And then I got tired and said the hell with it. I need to mind my own business, and find a new gig. Good luck next weekend, unknown former USC and NFL running back!