They're saying the driver was high, though she was somehow sober enough to cover her gut-pussy before dancing. Go on and show that jiggle!
And more dancing:
This is a newly documented but not unheard of addition to the Driving While Black genre, let's call it Driving With Your Eyes Open. (RawStory)
This is just too much common sense for America. Look for Walmart to restock the military grade weapons once the NRA somehow morphs this into "Obama's taking our guns and giving them to ISIS" From BBC:
US retailer Walmart has announced it will stop selling certain military-grade guns due to low sales. That includes AR-15 rifles and other semiautomatic weapons, which were only being sold at a third of the 4,600 Walmart stores in the US.
A company spokesman said the decision to stop selling the guns "wasn't political." Walmart shops carrying the guns will remove them before the store starts selling autumn merchandise.
If you're like me and have gone through tough financial times, where you had no money for necessities like liquor or Jordans, let alone food, you have probably eaten Starfish tuna. Well, it turns out they were shorting you the whole time by packing the cans with far less tuna and far more water than the government mandates. Now, thanks to a class action lawsuit, anyone who bought Starfish tuna from February 19, 2009 to October 31, 2014 is entitled to: 1) $25 in cash; or 2) a shitload ($50 worth) of tuna. File your claim at TunaLawsuit.com. (Cleveland.com)
It's a sad day when the safest deals available on Craigslist are found in the Casual Encounters section. From Fox Memphis:
(A woman in the Charger) comes and picks me up from the airport,” Bataineh said. “I get in the car to test drive it, and then I asked her how do I get back to the airport so we can finish the deal over there.” After the test drive, Bataineh said the woman told him to drive to down Airways and stop at a business parking lot. Things then took a turn for the worst.
“I pulled into the salon, and two gentlemen run up on me with a pistol told me to get out of the car,” Bataineh said. “(They) put me in the passenger seat, sat behind me and had the gun to my head the whole time.” The men then demanded the $20,000 he brought to buy the car. “They took $20,000 cash, took my cell phone, my car keys and then even took an auxiliary cord and my car charger.”
Michael Vick spent 548 days in prison for financing a dog fighting operation, which is only 548 more days than a policeman spends in prison for killing an unarmed black man. Upon release, various people who lip kiss their dogs protested his every move, pressuring teams to forgo signing one of the most exciting quarterbacks in NFL history (not to mention the first to wear 360 waves). God forbid that a felon reduce his likely of recidivism by finding a job.
Vick persisted and has since played fairly good football, and made a few million dollars, not including the deal he signed to pitch the Wavemasterz, a hair brush that will lay your shit out like no other. Now it appears the Vick hate has finally died. Swag-deficient activists could only manage to get four people out to protest his new contract with the Pittsburgh Steelers. Today was also National Dog Day.
I sense a sequel to The Players Club coming soon, which would have been a great film had the lack of a possessive apostrophe in the title not distracted from all of the ass shaking. From the Shanghaiist:
While many elderly women in China spend their free time joining in public square-dancing sessions or accompanying their husbands on backwards walks through the park, this 70-year-old woman in Chengdu, Sichuan province practices pole dancing in very own bedroom.
The woman, called Dai Dali, first learned to pole dance at a gym four years ago and is now able to pull of moves that most people half her age couldn't accomplish. Dai had participated in a number of competitions and was even named winner of the Fifth China Pole Dance Championship.