Just Trying To Keep The Children Fed

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My youngest boy Larke (note:spelled with a masculine "e" at the end) has gone from teat grabber to bottle holder. By the way, remember that breakfast-dinner your parents used to make when you didn't have shit else to eat? That wasn't anything but a second serving of WIC.

-Dewan Gibson

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Chris Rock’s Six Minute Bit About Why Blacks Don’t Like Baseball

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Man, Chris is right. Baseball's dead in the black community. You'd think brothas would like a sport that encourages you to grab your nutsack and wear shades. I know MLB outreaches to us, and just a few years ago one of its best players (Pedro Martinez) had a Jheri curl, but it's still only popular among island brothas who got off the boat a little earlier than we did.

-Dewan Gibson

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I Went To See My Play Cousins Bone Thugs In Concert Last Night

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I missed most of the show, thanks to my kids, who became unruly and violent when we tried to put them to bed. When I got there Bone must have also been tired, because they were lip-synching. Still, they did have enough energy to invite women on stage to perform various types of strumpet mating dances. Unfortunately for the dancers most of Bone walked off, leaving them to grind on Uncle Boo, Lil' Chanucey, and various other hanger-ons. Anyway, that newish "More Than Thugs" song is catchy! And not just because they performed it twice.

-Dewan Gibson

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Wanna Take A Road Trip To Oakland In My Mail Truck?

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It was really hard to not tell the interviewer that Tupac's character in Poetic Justice inspired me to pursue a career in dropping stuff off, but I held strong and got the job. I imagine there will be a story coming out of this, for better or worse.

-Dewan Gibson

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Teen Surrenders To Police Detective, Gets Teeth Kicked In

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As you'll see in the video, the teen was on his knees and had his hands up, but Phoenix Detective Kevin McGowan still gave him a Wrestlemania kick to the back, which sent him face first into the floor. On a related note, Arizona was one of the few Republican states to expand Medicaid through Obamacare, so hopefully the young man can get his grill fixed. Unless you're Danny Brown, missing teeth leads to a missing sex life. (ABC15)

-Dewan Gibson

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