Some Fool At The Beach Hacked Into My Camera

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I hate it when I'm at the beach taking pictures of my boys and my camera just starts taking pictures of random people and their ass cheeks all by itself. Sorry, Boo. I was hacked. Blame the NSA. Blame Obama.

-Dewan Gibson

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Underwhelming Contest Held For New York City’s Best Butt

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For the most part, New York's Best Butt Contest appears to be more like, "Oh, she has a nice butt," than "Damn! She got a big ass!" Only 68 women showed up, maybe because the prize money is just $2,000, which in New York will only get you a value meal, a week's stay at the YMCA, and one of those fake gold choker chains that Puerto Ricans wear when they're playing stickball.

The contest was sponsored by a plastic surgeon who's looking for a new model, though contestants had to be natural. I bet they would have gotten a much better response if Juicy J would have hosted it. Anyway, the winner (who I feel is pictured directly below) will be announced later this month. (New York Post)

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Oh, OK.

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-Dewan Gibson

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Raekwon & Ghostface Perform ‘Daytona 500,’ Minus A Key Lyric

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Good stuff. Reminds of their far under-priced $20 shows. At the 2:13 mark you'll notice that Raekwon and Ghostface no longer say Jesus or Joseph during the classic line: "I slap box with Jesus, lick shots at Joseph." Besides that they're the same ol' Wu, in rhymes and attire. That vest is never coming off Ghost.

Also, Raekwon and Ghost are trying to crowdfund an Only Built 4 Cuban Linx documentary. More info is available at FanBack.

-Dewan Gibson

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‘Watermelon Brother’ Freaks Out China’s Subway Riders

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A drunk guy has been riding Beijing's subways with a rotting watermelon on his head. Locals are calling him "Watermelon Brother" and very few brothers are there to ask, "What you mean by 'brother'?" Anyhow, I guess you do what you have to do to stand out in a country of 1.4 billion. (Shanghaiist)

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-Dewan Gibson

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U-God & GZA Make A Video Under A Bridge: ‘Heads Up’

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A kind-of-late video from U-God's shamefully overlooked album Keynote Speaker. By the way, in addition to writing some of Wu-Tang's most intricate lines, can we also credit GZA for originating the Boosie fade? He's had some variation of it since the '90s.

-Dewan Gibson

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Snoop Dogg Performs In A Fighting Cage While Surrounded By Derek Zoolanders

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Snoop performed at Milan Fashion Week as models for Philipp Plein showed off a bunch of outfits that A$AP Rocky and my little brother would wear. (That's one or the other pictured below, I get 'em mixed up sometimes.) Man, Big Snoop's changed a bit since he showed up to the MTV Awards with a couple of strumpets on leashes.

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-Dewan Gibson

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