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    A (Partial) Family Trip To Watch The Cleveland Cavaliers Stomp The New York Knicks

    by Dewan Gibson April 26, 2023
    written by Dewan Gibson

    The family and I (minus Amber and the runt) made a quick trip to Cleveland to watch our Cavaliers obliterate the New York Knicks. We were hoping to make it back up for the second round of the playoffs, assuming the Cavs would play Big Giannis and ’em. That now looks unlikely. The Bucks are losing their series to the Heat, and the Cavs haven’t won since Cassius and Nile were in the arena to manically cheer them on. I suppose a comeback after being down three games to one is possible, but LeBron Raymone James ain’t on this team. At least we have the Browns to look forward to. Maybe not…

    The Gibson boys walking in downtown Cleveland on their way Rocket Mortgage Fieldhouse arena.
    Walking from an early dinner to Rocket Mortgage Fieldhouse. Not pictured: The candy stuffed in their pockets that was later smuggled into the arena.
    The Gibson boys posing with two members of the Cleveland Cavaliers dance team.
    The boys met some of the Cavs “dance workers,” as they called them. Funny…Cassius’ new phrase is “she low-key kinda thick” (too much YouTube), but he managed to keep that to himself.
    “Yeaaaaah!” Also, shout-out to Seat Geek for the deal. While $200 a pop ain’t cheap, it kind of is for the playoffs!
    A lassie dog in a Cleveland Cavaliers jersey, Downtown Cleveland.
    Cavs dog taking a much-needed break after helping its owner pick up chicks.
    Former Cavalier Campy Russell. If you watched the game, you may have seen us during the halftime show, trying to get “all up in the video.”
    Another picture to send to Warriors fans on March 1 of each year (Happy 3-1 Day).
    Post-game mean faces. Nile couldn’t stop smiling, and I look like I’m taking a dump, which I prefer to only do at 9:17 each morn.

    -Dewan Gibson

    April 26, 2023
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  • A Winter Trip With The Chirren To Asheville, North Carolina

    by Dewan Gibson January 4, 2023
    by Dewan Gibson January 4, 2023

    Last year’s holiday vacation was to an unseasonably warm Carolina Beach, North Carolina. Great trip; we saw dolphins, played football on the beach, and returned home with just mild covid …

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  • Parathyroid Surgery: My Throat Got Sliced, But I Feel Great

    by Dewan Gibson October 19, 2022
    by Dewan Gibson October 19, 2022

    I see a doctor once a year and I’m in-and-out within 30 minutes. I answer a few questions, get my blood screened, and hope they compliment my resting heart rate. …

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  • A Short Family Trip To Chicago To Quiet Our Complaining Kids

    by Dewan Gibson August 15, 2022
    by Dewan Gibson August 15, 2022

    Amber and I went to Chicago in June to see Coldplay, and our “neglected” kids were like, “Take us! You said we would all go to Chicago!” Two months later, …

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  • The Struggle To Move On After Being Betrayed By Your Hairline

    by Dewan Gibson August 10, 2022
    by Dewan Gibson August 10, 2022

    I just turned 43 and my edges ain’t right. To be fair, my hairline struggle is not new. I was born with a large cerebral cortex that resulted in a …

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  • Ever Save A Baby Fox That Has A Jar Stuck On Its Head?

    by Dewan Gibson May 27, 2022
    by Dewan Gibson May 27, 2022

    I opened the blinds this morning and saw what I thought was a faceless dog. I ran outside in my sexiest morning outfit and realized the animal was a fox …

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  • My Parents Are In A Commercial About Weddings At McDonald’s

    by Dewan Gibson May 8, 2022
    by Dewan Gibson May 8, 2022

    A couple-few years ago, I wrote a blog post about my parents’ wedding at McDonald’s. The story went viral and McDonald’s contacted us about being part of a print ad, …

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  • Our Move From California to Ohio: A Five Year Check-In

    by Dewan Gibson February 12, 2022
    by Dewan Gibson February 12, 2022

    In 2017, I moved my family from San Diego, California to Pickerington, Ohio, a ho-hum city outside of Columbus where deer will eat your shrubs and shit in your yard. …

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  • A Good Ol’ Winter Road Trip To Carolina Beach

    by Dewan Gibson January 13, 2022
    by Dewan Gibson January 13, 2022

    We started the 10-hour drive to Carolina Beach late Christmas morning, a couple of hours after the boys opened their latest brain-draining device. Unlike our other winter trips, this wasn’t …

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  • Help! My Runts Are Already Asking About ‘The Birds And The Bees’

    by Dewan Gibson June 26, 2021
    by Dewan Gibson June 26, 2021

    My 7-year-old, all grin but no front teeth, had an important question. “Mama, did you do sex?”  Where’d that come from? Well, we “did” sex often and our little ones …

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  • Got A Vaccine And A $50 Flight to Miami…Can’t Tell Me Nothin!

    by Dewan Gibson April 19, 2021
    by Dewan Gibson April 19, 2021

    I said months ago “Give me all the vaccines!” Either God reads this blog (very few humans do), or I spoke it into existence, but I’ve since received two Moderna …

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