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    One Year Of (Expected And Unexpected) Home Maintenance Costs

    by Dewan Gibson May 29, 2018
    written by Dewan Gibson

    Front view of house in Pickerington, Ohio
    My neighbor, who is often drenched in sweat while doing yard projects, referred to his house as a “money pit” when discussing deck restoration. Now…I wouldn’t go that far, but there are a lot of maintenance costs involved with owning a home, both expected and unexpected. Here’s what we’ve paid in the year since owning our first “real” house. (We previously lived in a townhome and paid outrageous HOA fees to maintain everything in the neighborhood except our actual home.)

    Air Condition: Towards the end of the winter it was like 10 degrees outside and our HVAC system was struggling to keep the house warm. Whatever. We just turned on the fireplace. Spring arrived and the AC wouldn’t blow cool air. My solution was to hang out in the basement where it’s cold or spend more time at Barnes & Noble to “borrow” their cool air. But my wife reminded me 27 times to have a technician look at the AC unit. I called the company who installed the system 10 years ago and made an appointment. Yelp told me they’re ripoff artists. I canceled the appointment and figured I’d give the AC time to see if the system could regenerate itself. My wife went ahead and made an appointment with an HVAC repair company that had good reviews. The technician sealed a hole in the compressor, and the system should last us “another 2 to 3 years.” It’s now hot outside but cold inside at a cost of $350.

    Electrical Work: Some of our upstairs outlets stopped working, and our lights would go off and on when they felt like it. I unscrewed a few outlets and everything looked fine, according to what YouTube taught me. Turns out we had a wiring problem. An electrician fixed the problem for about $300. He was in top physical condition and made strong eye contact with my wife. Just fix the problem and be on your way, bro. But thanks!

    Carpet and Floors: I imagine the person who lived in our home before us was a nice person, but maybe not because she had turquoise, green, and red carpet throughout the house. We replaced the downstairs carpet with bamboo floors and had Beyoncé brown carpet installed upstairs. The floors will last a lifetime, or at least I tell myself that to justify the expense. As for the carpet, I don’t mind eating off the floor if I drop something, so it’s nice to have carpet that only we’ve stepped on. Although carpet and floors are not technically a maintenance expense, I included it because I needed to get rid of that colorful mess to maintain my inner peace. Total cost: Man…about $11,000.

    Great room updated with new bamboo floors and furniture

    Landscaping: The California environmentalist in me insisted in buying all electronic lawn gear (mower and trimmer), which set us back $400. Then we paid for lawn chemicals to get rid of the brown patches; that was another $200. Add another $80 to re-mulch the front and backyard, plus a couple-few dollars for fish to put in our tiny pond, and we’re at a total of $700 to compete with our neighbors in the 2018 Lawn Olympics.

    Two young kids playing in small pond in backyard of house

    Paint and More Paint: Our new-to-us home was built in 1997, a time when “Return Of The Mack” and wood decor was popular. We painted the trim and are about halfway done with painting the kitchen cabinets, having spent around $400 to somewhat complete the projects. Not bad, but there’s more painting to do upstairs. Bonus: My brother-in-law is a climber and didn’t mind going two stories high to repaint the great room.

    man painting great room with use of tall ladder

    We’re a year in and have so far managed to avoid my big fears of having to buy a new roof or HVAC system, for now. Of course there are more projects to complete (ex: a bathroom remodel), but we’ll get to those when the money’s extra right. Still, regardless of our homeowner expenses, renting a similar home would cost twice our monthly mortgage payment, and the owner would have kicked us out because our kids are loud and ruthless. By owning, we’re accruing equity and in the nearish future the house will be paid off, leaving us with only taxes and of course…more yearly  house maintenance costs.

    -Dewan Gibson

    May 29, 2018
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  • Celebrating Ghostface Killah’s Birthday With A Concert In Columbus

    by Dewan Gibson May 9, 2018
    by Dewan Gibson May 9, 2018

    If you live near a major city there’s a pretty good chance a member of Wu-Tang will have a concert in your area every six months or so. Usually for …

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  • Do You Have To Have A Birthday Party Every Year For Each Kid?

    by Dewan Gibson April 19, 2018
    by Dewan Gibson April 19, 2018

    Years ago I became friends with a neighbor named Walid who had recently moved to San Diego from Saudi Arabia. We drank beer, smoked hookah, talked about women, discussed social …

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  • One Night In Cincy: Family Fun In The…Nasty Nati?

    by Dewan Gibson April 10, 2018
    by Dewan Gibson April 10, 2018

    Despite my mother-in-law’s warning to “Watch out for the rednecks!” I wanted to take the fam to see the Monster Truck Jam in Cincinnati. I mean…not that she was wrong: …

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  • A Short Trip To Morgantown: College Town Fun, Even If A Doorman Checks Your ID And Says,”Goddamn! 1979?”

    by Dewan Gibson April 2, 2018
    by Dewan Gibson April 2, 2018

    I backed the car out the garage as my wife and kids waved goodbye. My 5-year-old (the explosive middle child) yelled, “I love Mama more than you!” Backhanded compliment? Yes. …

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  • I Tried To Stop Eating Sugar And Learned I’m Actually A Sugar Addict

    by Dewan Gibson March 16, 2018
    by Dewan Gibson March 16, 2018

    Hi. They call me Baby D, and I am a sugar addict. My problem began in elementary school. Each Friday Dad would leave me and my siblings fifty cents to …

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  • Ohio Caverns: A Quick Day Trip To Experience Total Darkness And See Dong-Size Crystals

    by Dewan Gibson March 11, 2018
    by Dewan Gibson March 11, 2018

    Since our trip to Hocking Hill State Park, where we saw Hawaii-esque waterfalls (at least according to a brotha like me who ain’t been to Hawaii), I’ve been searching for …

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  • Celebrating A Rare Warm Winter Day With Waterfalls At Hocking Hills State Park

    by Dewan Gibson February 21, 2018
    by Dewan Gibson February 21, 2018

    It was a record high 77 degrees yesterday, so I bragged to my friends in San Diego (who were “freezing” in 50 degree temperatures) and pulled our oldest out of …

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  • B-Boy Battles And Beaches: A Quick Trip To Tampa

    by Dewan Gibson February 14, 2018
    by Dewan Gibson February 14, 2018

    We made a quick trip to Tampa for tropical weather, but the first thing we did after arriving was eat hot ramen at Ichicoro. The restaurant is in Seminole Heights …

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  • Kids Are Filthy Germ Keepers Who Will Sicken Your Entire Household

    by Dewan Gibson February 9, 2018
    by Dewan Gibson February 9, 2018

    My 6-year-old lay on the kitchen floor, refusing dinner and screaming that his stomach hurt. I thought Nile was being dramatic, which he does after a long day of being …

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  • Leaving California For Ohio: Reflections After One Year

    by Dewan Gibson February 1, 2018
    by Dewan Gibson February 1, 2018

    Last February, we joined the estimated 3.5 million people who left California over the first half of this decade. Armed with home equity and a desire for an inexpensive life …

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